tealin | Sublimated Nerves

ME: Well, heading off for my visa extension tomorrow, and I'm not even a little bit stressed about it!

STOMACH: [out of a knotted-up yoga pose even a contortionist could only dream of] YES YOU BLOODY WELL ARE

ME: Sigh, OK, what do you want.

STOMACH: LIE DOWNY

2 hours later

ME: OK, now what?

STOMACH: TIKKA MASALAAA

1 hour later

ME: OK, now what?

STOMACH: ANYTHING BUT THINKY VISA

ME: I still have to pack.

STOMACH: NO

ME: And double check the backup copies –

STOMACH: NO NO NO!

ME: You're not helping.

STOMACH: YES

STOMACH: ---> FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST <---

ME: Sigh.