Good Times

[tealin]

this is a story. A teary story in which you'd cry afterwards. You'll be so happy and you'll like it! It's a story about words and chickens

This and other masterpieces of succinctity can be found at Summary Executions: the Greatest Hits. It's very long but oh so funny.

Comments

[pippins-nose.livejournal.com]

My aching ribs.... thank you so much for putting up a link to this. My favorite was "Nagini plans to take matters into her own hands."

....because it took me a minute. :P

[viqii.livejournal.com]

god...simple hilarious..
thanks for the lik! really..

art? not today...maybe...tomorrow?

:)

kisses.

[twirlynoodle.livejournal.com]

Don't hold your breath.

[wizardelfgirl.livejournal.com]

"Hermione's become a ranger. Need I say more?"

This would be as in forest ranger or as in Power Ranger, I wonder...

[rawrsie.livejournal.com]

hmm, I wonder what colour spandex outfit she'd get...

"Sky's so clear tonight, I can see Saturn and count each of its rings."

man, what a line.. I think i'll save that for someone special.. real special.

hilarious! thanks for the link.

[(Anonymous)]

I can't stop laughing. It's starting to worry me...you have to draw some of these.

[pyri-prongs.livejournal.com]

I love Summary Executions! The best one is mind boogling supernuse one ^_^ I use that in everyday conversation now XD

[canisdoofus.livejournal.com]

Fanfiction addles the brain so...!!! XP



I'm particularly confused about the crying chickens bit. That sounds so sad (I love poultry)!

[disneyboy.livejournal.com]

Those do get better and better (and sometimes nastier, but what do you expect?) - lots sniggering and snorking happening here!
So glad you are feeling better!

San fran?

[(Anonymous)]

Lol... "Harry's great-grandma and grandma meet, fall in love, and lose each other."

[gyllespi.livejournal.com]

*snickers* *snorfles* *falls on the floor laughing* I love this! Some of them are so twisted and incredibly weird that it takes you a while to get the point. Oi.... I think I'm going to share these. The rest of the world needs this hilarity.

"An exhilarating and poetic mixture and blend of gripping drama and action, enriched all the more by the developing sensual bond between Harry and Hermione, a couple thrown into the midst of danger and confusion concerning the renown "rings of Arcadia", while having to deal with the inner-turmoil and confusion about their feelings for one another." Goddes and Men said it was Not To Bee, but They Would Notte Listen!! A Searing story of Passion that Brydged Spaes and Tyme!! A Mann and Womann throne Together in the wherpoool of a world Gone Madde!!! Withe a 1,000 elephants!!

Seemed the natural addition. :D

[tropicalwater07.livejournal.com]

(http://imageshack.us)
That was made by the brilliant, brilliant Buttfacemakani. She's my effing hero.

Here's another good bad-fic summary...
"A story of pain and sorrow, not intented for comfort or laughter...a story that remains untold, on of abuse and blood...telling of a shattered girl who learned to twist a heart of stone into one of warm gold. This is not a story for the faint of heart, nor the happy in spirit. But for those who are able to understand what it means to be hurt...to watch as a girl's spirit is shattered like glass upon concrete. Watch as she melts the young master's heart of ice, and watch as she helps him heal. She has no name, but his...is Señor Draco."

[azvolrien.livejournal.com]

I rather like the one about the dairy telling a dark tale.

[twirlynoodle.livejournal.com]

Yes, rather Snickety, I thought.