A Genius of Justice

[tealin]

I THINK:
Should Saddam Hussein be found guilty of any or all of his offences, I say forget capital punishment or imprisonment at some UN institution or using him for medical research or whatever the authorities may come up with. He should be imprisoned in a plexiglass box in Burbank where animators and cartoonists can go draw him 24 hours a day. That man has the most animated expressions I have ever seen. Why waste such a wonderful resource? Surely this is no less a punishment than a quick and painless death or mouldering in a dungeon, and all those vengeful eye-for-an-eye people can find satisfaction in the abuse of his human rights. Everybody wins!

Comments

[canisdoofus.livejournal.com]

...And every day, he shall don a different costume pertaining to a subject of immense humilliation! All for inspirationally comedic purposes, of course!

[flusterdance.livejournal.com]

I say that instead of plexiglass, he should be surrounded by two-way mirrors, so other people can look at him, but all he has to look at is himself.

[twirlynoodle.livejournal.com]

Hmm, this is a good point ... maybe those kind of two-way mirrors that you can turn on and off, so sometimes it would be solitary confinement and sometimes he'd have to suffer the indignity of watching, say, a high school class drawing him and joking around. And of course so he could see the drawings people were doing.

[twirlynoodle.livejournal.com]

Ooh! Matador costume!

[canisdoofus.livejournal.com]

AYE! With the pink pantyhoses! :D And that funny little hat!

Or how about one of the Von Trapp kids in those uniforms playclothes made out of curtainfabric?

[twirlynoodle.livejournal.com]

Teehee, and little blonde pigtails.

[canisdoofus.livejournal.com]

LOL! That or Mario (the Video Game-dude). Mario's almost too easy!

[buttfacemakani.livejournal.com]

That is the most brilliant idea ever.

[verselus.livejournal.com]

You know you would want to dress him up in bunny ears...it would just be too tempting.

[pandoras-closet.livejournal.com]

For the love of God, somebody metaqoute this!

[twirlynoodle.livejournal.com]

... metaquote?

[princessjessia.livejournal.com]

You are brilliant! XD

If . . .

[noodledaddy.livejournal.com]

. . . you can get The Human Rights Campaign, the U.N., Amnesty International, The ACLU, A.N.S.W.E.R, The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Anybody, CAIR, and any number of other groups to agree to it, I'm all for it. I'd want a couple of costumes:
1) A bonnet and a diaper with a rattle in one hand
2) Any kind of clothing reminiscent of mid to late 30's European attire with a yellow Star of David sewn onto it.

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[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

Best idea since "A Modest Proposal". :D

[twirlynoodle.livejournal.com]

Now THAT is PRAISE. I am not worthy. Really.

[azvolrien.livejournal.com]

That is a FANTASTIC idea. I mean, it'd be like those people who were having a barbecue underneath David Blaine's box in London. You know the box I'm talking about, right?

[twirlynoodle.livejournal.com]

Heehee, yes, they never stopped talking about it on the News Quiz. :) Endless comic fodder.

[jesskat.livejournal.com]

Done. (http://community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/4928572.html) ;)
Hope you don't mind, it's only for the sharing of the funny. See metaquotes for more info.

[twirlynoodle.livejournal.com]

Groovy! I feel all special now. :)

[tonks244.livejournal.com]

Fantastic idea!

[marcyleecorgan.livejournal.com]

you are absolutely amazing. :D

[azvolrien.livejournal.com]

I found a David E. Blain on our school war memorial. I also found a Quibell Pridmore.

[thefordmustang.livejournal.com]

These are all such brilliant suggestions- I really cannot add anything to top them. I enjoyed reading them all!

[okiwan.livejournal.com]

Therefore, you ARE:
Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant! Genius, I say!

[lady-werewolf.livejournal.com]

*Gapes* Wow. Hee hee. Cool.

But what should we feed him? AWB wheat, of course. Lookie here.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200601/s1548375.htm

[disneyboy.livejournal.com]

I guess I should just look up David Blaine myself, huh? (it stinks to be a clueless American)

[disneyboy.livejournal.com]

I can do no more than to add AMEN to all that has been said here - you are a certified evil genius!

[disneyboy.livejournal.com]

Ok, I remember hearing about him now - dude, he's crazy! And how did he go to the bathroom up there? Or did he just clench the whole time? Eeeek!