Snarky, Bitter People Not Holding Hands

[tealin]

As much as I resent the giant marketing machine reaching out to me in my state of self-proclaimed Valentines Apostasy, I have to admit that the card and the t-shirt mentioned in this article are pretty amusing.

Companies Capitalize on Anti-Valentine's Day Movement

Remember, it's not too late to send a Master & Commander Valentine to that special someone who does not have enough pink, cutout hearts, or Napoleonic bloodshed in their life.
Original context here – hours of amusement for years to come.