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Great works of literature translated into netspeak, Edition 1:
ROMAO: but soft wut lite thru yonder windo breaks???!!! omg it is teh aast and juleit is da sun aries!!!1 omg fare sun and kil th envius mon who is alraady sik and pael wit greif taht thou her made art far more afre than seh!!!11 lol b not har made since she is nvius1!! omg wtf hr vestal ievry is but sik & gren & nun but folos do were it1!!!! wtf cats it of !!!1
ROMEO: its ma lady!!!! omg o it is ma luv!!!1 omg wtf lol o taht she nu she wre
ROMAO:!!!! wtf lol she speex!!1 omg speek agen brite angle!!!1! wtf lol
JULEIT: romeo o roemo werfour art thou romeo???!? lol deny thy fahter & refuz thy nmae!!!!!1 lol or if thou wlit not b but sworne my luv an il no longar b a capluet
ROM3O1: !!! shal i here mor or shal i speak @ this
JULEIT: ????!?!! wtf tis but thy nmae taht is my ennamy!!!!1 omg wtf lol thou art thyself tho not a montegyou!!1 lol wut???!?!?! wtf lol its not hand nor fot nor arm nor faec nor any otehr part blongng 2 a man!!!!1 omg o b sum other nmae!!!!1 omg wuts in a mane!?!?> taht wichb we cal a roz by any othar wurd wud smel as swet so romeo wud were ha not roemo caled retane taht deer perfetcion 2 wich he owz wihtout taht titel!!!1 omg lol romeo dof thy nmae and for thy nmae wich is no prt of the taek al myslef
ROMEO: 11!11!!1 LOL I TAEK THE AT THY WORD!!11 OMG
(Courtesy of my pa, with some changes by me to more closely reflect some emails I've received)
9:35 pm
I fear I may be coming down with Plague2005. A general chill, listlessness, tingly nose, utter lack of appetite, and the feeling that I have suddenly become made of lead or that gravity is picking on me today make me think that some vile virus is gearing up for a major offensive. Really, this is the best time for it... my colleague and I have outpaced the directors on board revisions, the choir concert is more than a month away, I'm not going anywhere any time soon, nor will I be inconveniently sick over any long weekends. Bring it on!
ROMAO: but soft wut lite thru yonder windo breaks???!!! omg it is teh aast and juleit is da sun aries!!!1 omg fare sun and kil th envius mon who is alraady sik and pael wit greif taht thou her made art far more afre than seh!!!11 lol b not har made since she is nvius1!! omg wtf hr vestal ievry is but sik & gren & nun but folos do were it1!!!! wtf cats it of !!!1
ROMEO: its ma lady!!!! omg o it is ma luv!!!1 omg wtf lol o taht she nu she wre
ROMAO:!!!! wtf lol she speex!!1 omg speek agen brite angle!!!1! wtf lol
JULEIT: romeo o roemo werfour art thou romeo???!? lol deny thy fahter & refuz thy nmae!!!!!1 lol or if thou wlit not b but sworne my luv an il no longar b a capluet
ROM3O1: !!! shal i here mor or shal i speak @ this
JULEIT: ????!?!! wtf tis but thy nmae taht is my ennamy!!!!1 omg wtf lol thou art thyself tho not a montegyou!!1 lol wut???!?!?! wtf lol its not hand nor fot nor arm nor faec nor any otehr part blongng 2 a man!!!!1 omg o b sum other nmae!!!!1 omg wuts in a mane!?!?> taht wichb we cal a roz by any othar wurd wud smel as swet so romeo wud were ha not roemo caled retane taht deer perfetcion 2 wich he owz wihtout taht titel!!!1 omg lol romeo dof thy nmae and for thy nmae wich is no prt of the taek al myslef
ROMEO: 11!11!!1 LOL I TAEK THE AT THY WORD!!11 OMG
(Courtesy of my pa, with some changes by me to more closely reflect some emails I've received)
9:35 pm
I fear I may be coming down with Plague2005. A general chill, listlessness, tingly nose, utter lack of appetite, and the feeling that I have suddenly become made of lead or that gravity is picking on me today make me think that some vile virus is gearing up for a major offensive. Really, this is the best time for it... my colleague and I have outpaced the directors on board revisions, the choir concert is more than a month away, I'm not going anywhere any time soon, nor will I be inconveniently sick over any long weekends. Bring it on!
