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Last week, last day, and it's taking sooo looooooong.
If time were to be personified as anything, it would be the woodworm formerly known as Mr. Tulip, inching slowly across a vast rubber sheet with weights on it, and it would be saying "This is a —ing* slow day!"
*For the easily shocked: I did not just swear. Read The Truth.
2:33 pm
I just heard a line on the radio that I thought I ought to share with the portion of the world that was not listening to Talking Books this afternoon:
Does anyone know who originally said it?
4:06 pm
I AM DONE WITH WORK! Done, done, done! NOW I SHALL CONQUER THE CLACKS TOWER, AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
9:57 pm
This is just too hilarious.
My, what a miscellaneous day it has been.
Does anyone know of an Ankh-Morpork flag that has been designed already? I have ... plans* ... and it would be ... useful.
*Which do NOT involve flying it from the telephone pole outside my house on the 25th, and I am NOT being deliberately ironic or using reverse psycholo – I'm just digging a deeper hole, aren't I?
If time were to be personified as anything, it would be the woodworm formerly known as Mr. Tulip, inching slowly across a vast rubber sheet with weights on it, and it would be saying "This is a —ing* slow day!"
*For the easily shocked: I did not just swear. Read The Truth.
2:33 pm
I just heard a line on the radio that I thought I ought to share with the portion of the world that was not listening to Talking Books this afternoon:
Ever since there have been snakes for the squeezing, there has been someone to sell their precious oil.
Does anyone know who originally said it?
4:06 pm
I AM DONE WITH WORK! Done, done, done! NOW I SHALL CONQUER THE CLACKS TOWER, AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
9:57 pm
This is just too hilarious.
My, what a miscellaneous day it has been.
Does anyone know of an Ankh-Morpork flag that has been designed already? I have ... plans* ... and it would be ... useful.
*Which do NOT involve flying it from the telephone pole outside my house on the 25th, and I am NOT being deliberately ironic or using reverse psycholo – I'm just digging a deeper hole, aren't I?
