Oh Dearie Me.

Next in our series of Really Obscure and Absurd Crossovers:

( Oliver Wood Gets Mindsucked )

And now, an alphabet song for a new century:

Let's start at the very beginning
A very good place to start.
When you read, you begin with ay bee cee,
When you type you begin with oh em gee.
(Oh em gee!)
The first few letters are easy, you see?
Oh em gee! (oh em gee!)
Oh em gee dou-ble-you tee eff!