Election Commentary

Dear Mr. Biden,

I understand you're nervous and you want to be emphatic, but please stop saying 'literally' so much.

Thanks,

A Concerned Citizen

The Vascillations of Fictional Desire

Does anyone have some recommendations for some good Snicket fanfic? I'm looking especially for something heavy on the VFD, with lots of intrigue and not so much kissing (though if the kissing is really important to the story I may be able to stomach it), and little things like plot structure, pacing, and keeping relatively close to canon in characters if not necessarily story points – so AU is cool, as long as it's true to the tone and characters.* In other words, anything goes plot-wise, but if they mess up Lemony or Jacques in any way, they're right out.

I would investigate on my own but I know the vast jungles of fanfic there are out there in cyberspace and I have neither the time nor the figurative stomach to hack through the bad stuff, so starting with something that comes highly recommended, I thought, would at least set me on my way ...

*Especially if it was written pre-Grim Grotto or by someone who wasn't too crazy about the last few books in the series. I am particular, aren't I?

11:39 pm
Having stumbled haltingly into the verges of the jungle, I realized that what I was looking for is basically VFD As Told By Joss Whedon. So, amending my parameters to include the possible: I would like something written by someone with a mental age over 18 that has a solid dramatic core and is not centred around a pairing. Does such a thing exist?