An Extravagant Weekend of Mad Debauchery

A professional's weekend is rarely terribly exciting, as it tends to be the collection bin into which random tasks that were impossible (or too tiresome) to do during the week get dumped. Some people do their laundry. Some people clean the house. Some people stretch to going out for dinner with friends. I frequently do all these things.

But what did I do last weekend?

( WELL . . . )