Radio Stocking

J'ai écouté à Radio-Canada ces semaines pour obtenir un sens(?) pour le français, avant Noël avec ma famille Québecoise, et heureusement j'ai assez de la langue pour retrouver ce chanson:

( Watch me struggle with translation! )

And on the English side:
So the world's ending on Friday, right? Right? There's an Ideas program for that. Specifically, everything you need to know – and lots of stuff you probably had no idea about but is pretty darn interesting – about the Mayan calendar, its uses, cycles, applications, history, etc. Give it a listen while you still have a chance!

(Har har)