The Horoscope Game

Sagittarius (Joe Gillis) - This is a pleasant day. However, you're restless and bored because you want somethign different to happen. Stay flexible so that you can accommodate change at a moment's notice. Something surprising or unusual people may cross your path. It's not a boring day.

Scorpio (Norma Desmond) - Keep an eye on your money today because you might find money or you might lose money. Similarly, something might happen to your possessions. You might find something you previously lot or you might break something or lose it.


I am going to believe the National Post's horoscope writer writes these two signs specifically for Joe and Norma until proven otherwise.