My Brain is an Algorithm
Jul. 24th, 2015 12:07 pmBrain: I notice that last time you were working on this thing, you were listening to this album.
Me: Yes I was, but I listened to it all day for three days and am tired of it now.
Brain: If you like I can hum it for you...
Me: No thanks, I'm tired of it now.
Brain: I think you left off on this song: Mmmm hmm hmm hmmmm, mmhmhm hmmmmm...
Me: Stop it!
Brain: Mm hmm hmmmmhmhmhm hmmmm hmhm hmhm hm hmmmm ...
Me: I'm putting on something else!
[duration of alternate album]
[music stops]
Brain: I notice that last time you were working on this thing, you were listening to this album. I can hum it for you! Last time I was humming it for you I left off here: Mm hmm hmmmmhmhmhm hmmmm hmhm hmhm hm hmmmm ...
Me: Aaaaahh fine I'll just listen to it, if that'll make you stop!
Me: Yes I was, but I listened to it all day for three days and am tired of it now.
Brain: If you like I can hum it for you...
Me: No thanks, I'm tired of it now.
Brain: I think you left off on this song: Mmmm hmm hmm hmmmm, mmhmhm hmmmmm...
Me: Stop it!
Brain: Mm hmm hmmmmhmhmhm hmmmm hmhm hmhm hm hmmmm ...
Me: I'm putting on something else!
[duration of alternate album]
[music stops]
Brain: I notice that last time you were working on this thing, you were listening to this album. I can hum it for you! Last time I was humming it for you I left off here: Mm hmm hmmmmhmhmhm hmmmm hmhm hmhm hm hmmmm ...
Me: Aaaaahh fine I'll just listen to it, if that'll make you stop!