Midsummer

So apparently, a midsummer night's dream is that you've booked all the legs of a big trip except the last one, because you were waiting to hear about something, and then you forgot you hadn't booked it, so you're up late in your surprisingly fancy hotel room trying to find a last-minute deal, while Armando Iannucci has a trivial conversation on his mobile on the balcony of the room above yours.

And you think, "Well, for all the travel anxiety dreams I've had, they never prepared me for this feat of stupidity!"

I mean, I guess it's fun, but once in my life I'd like to dream about the thing I have my head stuck into during the day ...