'Alive, despite the boots.' HAHAHA! But not for very long, eh?
The Maturin Valentine is not an atrocity! It is the creative prowess of modern (wo)man at its finest! Why - the Sistine Chapel simply pales in comparison. My darling! If there is not a hot pink 28-gun frigate in production already you should send a resume to Matel, offering your services, pronto! Rapidamente! Per favore! How could my childhood have been a happy one without Malibu Barbie sailing off to visit California Dream Stacey in Royal Naval style? See! This is precisely why I am the way I am... today. A total lack of entertainment necessities.
"...or her gang of generic, PC hangers-on."
ROFLMAO
*wipes a tear*
There isn't Irish Creme in your coffee this morning, too, is there?
Please, you know the Master & Commander playset wouldn't get many shots off at the Barbie yacht. One look at Malibu Theresa in her blue bathing suit and Maturin and Aubrey would be tearing each other's eyes and hair out while Barbie, herself, frets over whether or not her mother approves of her understanding with the Captain.
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Date: 2005-02-16 04:01 pm (UTC)The Maturin Valentine is not an atrocity! It is the creative prowess of modern (wo)man at its finest! Why - the Sistine Chapel simply pales in comparison. My darling! If there is not a hot pink 28-gun frigate in production already you should send a resume to Matel, offering your services, pronto! Rapidamente! Per favore! How could my childhood have been a happy one without Malibu Barbie sailing off to visit California Dream Stacey in Royal Naval style? See! This is precisely why I am the way I am... today. A total lack of entertainment necessities.
"...or her gang of generic, PC hangers-on."
ROFLMAO
*wipes a tear*
There isn't Irish Creme in your coffee this morning, too, is there?
Please, you know the Master & Commander playset wouldn't get many shots off at the Barbie yacht. One look at Malibu Theresa in her blue bathing suit and Maturin and Aubrey would be tearing each other's eyes and hair out while Barbie, herself, frets over whether or not her mother approves of her understanding with the Captain.
Snip!
This could go on for days.