Whoa whoa whoa! By "atrocity" I meant that, if the phrase "he who would pun would pick a pocket" were taken into account, then "[s]he who would make this degree of pun would be indicted of war crimes." It is an atrocity in jest!
If you made a Barbie-scale frigate, it would have to be ... the size of a bed.
[ponders this]
"Please, you know the Master & Commander playset wouldn't get many shots off at the Barbie yacht."
This is more than likely sure.
And now, Silly Theatre Time:
[DOUDLE lowers his spyglass from a hot pink blur on the horizon] DOUDLE: The ship's nought but women. [SLADE takes the spyglass and looks through it skeptically ] SLADE: A ship full of women? 'Tain't natural!
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Date: 2005-02-16 08:22 pm (UTC)If you made a Barbie-scale frigate, it would have to be ... the size of a bed.
[ponders this]
"Please, you know the Master & Commander playset wouldn't get many shots off at the Barbie yacht."
This is more than likely sure.
And now, Silly Theatre Time:
[DOUDLE lowers his spyglass from a hot pink blur on the horizon]
DOUDLE: The ship's nought but women.
[SLADE takes the spyglass and looks through it skeptically ]
SLADE: A ship full of women? 'Tain't natural!