And then sometimes....

[tealin]

Next to her, half a dozen of the largest pigeons she had ever seen dozed on a perch in their wire cage.... One of them opened one eye and lazily went 'Lollollop?' which is pigeon for 'Duh?'

Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment pg. 171

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Not the pigeons! Send for Mr. Gryle!

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Or Constable Visit.

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I wish bookstores and/or libraries carried any of Terry Pratchett's work.
ALAS :(