CONTORTED PASTA

I enjoyed your drawings (including the poo,'cause I've been there many times, too). Your idea about French-Canadian vampires reminded me: I spent Christmas break watching the DVD of a few seasons of "Forever Knight" (John got them from the libraray - surprise!). If you are among the uninitiated, it was a short-lived series about an ancient vampire (Nick - get it?) trying to atone for his many sins by living as a police detective in modern day Vancouver! Every once in a while, he has a run in with his old french vampire lover (Janette), who runs a bar (for vampires) in some weird part of town, or his french vampire former mentor/nemesis (LaCroix), who DJ's a late-night radio show, saying spooky things mostly directed at Nick (he seems to be LaCroix's only listener). Sometimes kinda cool and often unintentionally funny (it sometimes sinks into cheesy melodrama, and the vampires get dayglow orange eyes when they attack), but usually mildy diverting - and occaisionally bilingual (French and English)!
---DisneyBoy