Yay shamrock day.

[tealin]

You should probably wait until after seeing V for Vendetta before you click on the link below ... not because it gives anything away, but because it might make you snicker during what's supposed to be a dramatic, compelling scene. And of course, if you haven't seen it, you probably won't know what I'm talking about, so ... yeah. But if you're willing to take the risk, or aren't going to see the movie anyway, then check out yesterday's sketchbook.

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[lady-werewolf.livejournal.com]

Hey twirly, it's Melinda. I don't know what's up about the email thing. I'll ask around, someone I know probably knows what it is. Grrrr. The Internet was supposed to make life EASIER. Here is the email I sent, copied and pasted:

14 things to do at K-mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice/sauce on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares, and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay buy.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

(And, last, but not least!)

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

Now send this to people that you know who you know could use a laugh!

By the way, do they have Kmarts where you are?

[disneyboy.livejournal.com]

They have K-marts here! HA! You made me laugh (much funnier than the dreck I usually get forwaded to me)! Thanks!