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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

The Barbie Diaries??!?!!?!

(Almost as frightening and disgusting as that email, Disneyboy ... almost.)

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Diary entries

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Monday: Yogurt for breakfast. Milk and cheese for lunch. Ooops! That's Dairy entries! Tee-hee

Monday: Washed my hair (carpet shampoo) skin (409) and car (Windex)
Tuesday: That GI Joe is HOT! Gotta dump that looser Ken!!!!!1 Midge came over today, we went my my Malibu Beach House and talked girly stuf. She's so plastic . . . .

More (twisted) diary entries

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Wednesday: got a great new "low-maintenance" punk haircut and colorful tattoos from Sid - totally free! Why doesn't Hannah like it? Must be jealous.
Thursday: Not again! Why do my clothes keep disappearing? It's a good thing I'm not ashamed of my body. Also where is my head?
Friday: Sid introduced me to this great big new tanning salon in the kitchen! Apparently I fell asleep in the booth and got a little too dark - but now my clothes will stay on permanently! (sniff) What's that smell? It's, like, everywhere...
Saturday: Met a new man! Big, affectionate, hairy - we were inseperable the whole day - couldn't keep his mouth off me (giggle)! It was so awesome until he chewed my leg off and buried me alive under the tulips out back. It's so hard to write in this thing in the dark...