[Shudder]

[tealin]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

The Barbie Diaries??!?!!?!

(Almost as frightening and disgusting as that email, Disneyboy ... almost.)

Comments

[rosynose.livejournal.com]

Well... maybe if the Smarties were ones that he'd found in a dustbin, or stolen from a hobo's dog.

(I'm curious - were there any noticable effects of snorting crushed Smarties, aside from said slide into juvenile depravity? ;) )

[twirlynoodle.livejournal.com]

Weeeeell, if memory serves, this was the same kid who went on to teach my grade 10 Biology class how a bong works and demonstrate how to make a flamethrower out of a lighter and a can of Lysol. He'd also recreationally hyperventilate then constrict blood flow to his head so as to pass out for a moment, then do it again and again. Whether this is an effect of Smartie abuse or another reflection of the sort of personality that would lead one to snort crushed sugar and citric acid, I don't know.

If I'd been as well-read then as I am now,* I'd have given him a potato. |: )

[disneyboy.livejournal.com]

OK, for those of us (me) who aren't so well-read, you gotta tell me what he would have done with the potato! I'm dyin' here!