[Shudder]

[tealin]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

The Barbie Diaries??!?!!?!

(Almost as frightening and disgusting as that email, Disneyboy ... almost.)

Comments

[disneyboy.livejournal.com]

Heh - if you think that's bad, wait until you see "Cinderella III", where the evil stepmother steals the fairy godmother's wand and makes it like the first movie never happened.
No, I am NOT MAKING THIS UP.
Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.

[azvolrien.livejournal.com]

That's even more of an Abomination unto Nuggan!

[disneyboy.livejournal.com]

Yeah...apparently the Wicked Stepmother changes things so the slipper fits on one of her daughters instead (so the prince has to marry her? Who knows? Who cares? Just run away!)

[twirlynoodle.livejournal.com]

Weeeeeeeellllllll... they could go back to the original story and have the stepmother chop off the heel/toes of her daughter to make the shoe fit. THAT would be something to see.

Or they could make it some sort of crazy time travel challenge where Cinderella has to battle the grandfather paradox and the Trousers of Time and all that good stuff – That would be something to see as well! And so far out of the target demographic that it might possibly come at it from the other direction!
Small child upon being introduced to time travel story: 'Mommy, my brain hurts!'

Hope is the greatest of all treasures. And mankind's undoing. I am clutching at straws. I'll just go with your advice and run away.

[disneyboy.livejournal.com]

LOL!!