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Dear Warner Brothers,

Why oh why oh why oh why did you not hire Michael Goldthingy as writer from the start? Can he please stay?

Also I was very sad that you did not make Neville's dad Stephen Rea. Do I need to show you the picture again?

Yours truly,

Tealin

NOW with NEW STUFF!
Inconsequential spoilers if you've read the book, great big ones if you haven't:

Before I go any further, I must get this out of the way: there were two things about this movie that I did not like. One was how Bellatrix's face on the tapestry was basically a photo with a tapestry texture on it whereas everyone else looked nice and medieval. The other was that the sense of urgency one feels in the book for rescuing Sirius after Harry has that vision of him is not as strong in the movie. Harry has the vision, tries to tell Snape, then gets distracted by putting an end to Umbridge, and then it's 'Oh yeah! Sirius!' and off to the Ministry. It may be just because of the internal monologue in the narration but the urgency of Sirius's situation never seems to go away in the book, as far as I can remember.

While the fundamental structure thing that bugs me* was preserved – the story wouldn't be at all the same without it – overall I thought the adaptation was a good one. I remember reading the book and thinking '700+ pages and hardly anything happens!' Well, they took all the things that happened and strung them together and left the non-happenings behind in the pages of the book, and lo! There was a plot under there after all!
*the disconnect between the central conflict (Dumbledore vs Ministry) and the climax (Dumbledore vs Voldemort)

Full marks for efficiency. Things were established with the minimum of pomp and circumstance and in proportion to their importance to the plot. Of course there was a lot left out; what was kept in was what serviced the central drive of the plot. This is the difference between a movie and a book.** A book can dawdle on scenes and atmosphere and get sidetracked however much it likes (despite my personal preferences) but a movie has to tell a story in a limited amount of time and keep its audience along for the ride until it's done. If you want a billion little character details and every line of dialogue, read the book. When we're in the movie theatre, we're there for a different sort of experience.
**well, story-wise, I mean. Obviously one's words on paper and the other is images on film with an accompanying soundtrack...

Anyway, efficiency. Specifics which come to mind:
- Luna was established as a loopy yet sincere girl without a gratuitous ten-minute sequence that existed solely for the purpose of saying 'Isn't Luna weird? Look how weird she is!' For how important she is to the plot, her screen presence was just right. All that stuff with the Quibbler and her weird outfits and stuff is nice filler in the books but really not that important.
- Harry and Hermione congratulating Neville on his discovery of the Room of Requirement done as a voiceover to his astonished face, killing two birds with one stone, eliminating the need for an extraneous scene in which they do so in person and moving the Dumbledore's Army storyline along.
- I don't remember what plot point it is now but I remember what the shot looked like: it was a downshot of Harry in a hallway near a doorway, possibly with the room beyond the doorway brighter lit than the hall, and there were paintings. Anyway, he drops a line that, in an amazing example of not underestimating the audience's intelligence, establishes something quickly and simply for anyone conscious enough to draw a mental line. I really wish I could remember what it was.
- The Umbridge Takeover Montage: Embrace the montage. Enjoy the montage. Love the montage. That took care of about six chapters of the book in what, three minutes? And it told you all you need to know. Umbridge takes control. Umbridge is a tool of the Ministry. Umbridge is a sadistic piece of work. Umbridge has it in for the other teachers. Filch likes her. Zip, bang, you're done, in a stylish bit of snazzy filmmaking that was like a well-choreographed dance. It reminded me a lot of how the 'Let's Have Lunch' number in the musical of Sunset Boulevard establishes in three minutes what it takes seven minutes for the movie to do, and in a much more entertaining way, so you hardly even realize it's establishment.
- Mr Weasley just arrives at Grimmauld Place after his stay at the hospital. I liked seeing Lockhart at the hospital and getting insight into Neville's family life but you know what? The movie isn't about Lockhart or Neville, it's about Harry, and Mr Weasley is important to Harry because Harry feels somewhat responsible for his injury. Also the vindication of Harry's vision proves his link with Voldemort which drives the plot forward. See? It's all about the plot.
- Fred and George's dropout scene had just the right amount of leadup and didn't revel in miles of CG. It had a punch and then it was over, which made the punch that much punchier.
- Harry's romance with Cho is mercifully trimmed down and – NO WAY – actually tied into the plot. It's no longer a freefloating storyline, it eliminates a useless extraneous character and gives the affair some purpose in the grander thread of things. THANK YOU.
- Snape's Worst Memory: I'm sure lots of people will be annoyed that this was too short. It's my favourite part of the book too, but you know what? We saw all we needed to see. James and Sirius bullied Snape when they were in school. That's all that really matters, and that's what we see. Keeping it quick-cut like that, too, helps tie it in stylistically what what Snape sees in Harry's head, so we know it's a memory and not a flashback or something else. Having Harry fight back and end up seeing into Snape's mind during an Occlumency lesson also eliminates the need for an extraneous 'Hello, a convenient Pensieve!' scene which would feel a little contrived.

At first the sort of crime-show-style cinematography took some getting used to, but it really worked. It set the sense of tension throughout the film and also made it feel a lot more grown up.

Imelda Staunton was fabulous as Dolores Umbridge. Costuming and set decoration did their part as well. Hmm, we have a villain who is funny and evil but requires a good sense of delivery to get this across. I know, let's cast A COMEDY ACTRESS. (Why is this concept so hard to grasp?)

Bellatrix ... a female Jack Sparrow?

Actually, in general, timing was very well done. Funny things especially. I found in previous films that the timing sort of deadened what ought to have been amusing, but what few comedic scenes were in it were very well-timed. I think for the first time I have watched a Potter film and not had any lines of dialogue jar me with a delivery that contradicts either what is clearly stated in the book or is necessary for the scene ... though I haven't read the fifth book much so maybe I'm just not familiar enough with the dialogue.

Sirius's death scene, as a death scene, was almost as disappointing as it was in the book, with two important riders: 1. Sirius is no longer a miserable housebound non-character (well, he's still housebound as far as we know but no time is spent on that because it isn't important) so his death didn't seem quite so spontaneous or gratuitous; 2. The way that whole scene and the aftermath was set up, it wasn't about Sirius, it was about Harry.

Visuals: awesome. I loved all the location designs (as usual they were much better than what I've been seeing in my head) and Grimmauld Place was, in particular, perfect. All the London stuff made me want to go back. Costumes were cool too; they struck a nice balance between robes and 'Muggle' uniforms with casual dress occasionally. Umbridge's outfits were priceless – even the textures were twee. I would like, someday, to see a two-dimensional image in one of the movies not move, but I think the kitten plates were described as animated in the book so I can't grumble. And there's still the rickety nonsense bridge, but I suppose that's movie canon now.

Nice subtle effects. I don't know what the wind/smoke trail stuff was supposed to be in the fight at the end but it looked fantastic. There also wasn't an excess of squirmy CG creatures and stuff cluttering up shots or incessantly moving so they get points for that too. What creatures there were were well-rendered and animated and used sparingly but effectively. The thestrals got double points from me because I'd been studying horse anatomy all day and they got it very right! Yay!

I liked the flying-through-newspapers thing. Another nice succinct establishment technique ... with flair!

Acting: actually happened. Progress! (to be fair, Movie 4 wasn't bad, but still...) Have I ever mentioned I love Emma Thompson? And, okay, this isn't an actor and was probably more the responsibility of the scriptwriter, but they somehow managed to make me not hate every moment with Grawp in it. Someday I would like to see a movie with Emma Watson and Orlando Bloom in it together, possibly playing siblings because she's starting to look a lot like him. An interplay of their acting styles might be ... interesting.

Dumbledore. He was actually Dumbledore this time – old, but with sparkle and fire and inner strength and sticking it to the man! Why has it taken five movies to get him this close to canon? And he's only got one more film!

And to wrap it up: This movie gets the closest of any of them to the tone I felt when reading the book. I'm sure tone is a subjective, personal thing, but for once the director's interpretation and my own have very nearly converged. I like this feeling.

I am falling asleep. Three hours till I have to be up for work. I might add some more tomorrow but I'm turning into a pumpkin right now. Night, all!

Date: 2007-07-12 11:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sammysmee.livejournal.com
thanks for posting this - i cant see the film 'till saturday but im very excited - i like how you mention differences between books and films - this is so true! the amount of people that moan about it not being a perfect adaptation annoy me no end!

im really looking forward to it now!

Date: 2007-07-12 11:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fani.livejournal.com
So...how was Grauman Chinese theatre?(and why is named Grauman Chinese theatre anyway?)

Date: 2007-07-12 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twirlynoodle.livejournal.com
Um... because it is done up with Chinese decorations (rather excessively) and ... was ... built by a man named Grauman?

(I actually don't know.)

HP:OotP

Date: 2007-07-12 01:16 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I fully agree with you on the movie. Yes, there was a lot of stuff trimmed, but consider the size of the friggin' BOOK.

Didn't like the scene when Sirius ACTUALLY dies but immediatly after reminded me of when Gandalf 'died' in the first LotR movie.

And Why, oh why, wasn't there more of Nymphadora Tonks!


Oh, and wondering if you noticed.... right before Sirius snuffs it, he calls Harry 'James'. Hmmmm.....



Toodle-pip!

Date: 2007-07-12 01:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] con4cyn.livejournal.com
Bellatrix ... a female Jack Sparrow?

Well, with Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp both being Tim Burton's muses that would make sense. I can see what you're saying there.

Date: 2007-07-12 03:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poisonedwriter.livejournal.com
The only thing I have to disagree with you about is Snape's Worst Memory. I believe that the most important aspect of that chapter in terms of eventual plot development will be Snape insulting Lily. But we'll know in a week, won't we? :)

Date: 2007-07-12 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_youtellme/
i think i would have to agree with you. lily wasn't even in that scene. at least, it went so fast that if she was i hardly noticed. obviously, there were other characters in the scene, but i can only really remember james and snape in it.

Date: 2007-07-12 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twirlynoodle.livejournal.com
I'm assuming Mr Goldthingy this 'in' on the grand scope of the plot, the way Steve Kloves is, so that he knows what to keep and what to cut. I was surprised at some of the things that were left in, but considering the amount of effort dedicated to fitting them in I surmise that means they are important to the series and where it's going. Perhaps the omission of Lily from Snape's Worst Memory means it doesn't have that much play later on, or perhaps they figured they could estabish it in the sixth or seventh movie.

Date: 2007-07-13 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] floramir.livejournal.com
He doesn't insult Lily????? 8O

BUT THAT WAS MY FAVORITE PART

That means Snape doesn't talk... at all... doesn't it? Well, I don't know what I was expecting. Now you've got me wanting to see the movie *arrrgghh* I was so sure I wasn't going to...

*Lily's not in the worst memory* I don't think I'll ever get over that... that was why the first memory was important, I thought. So Harry doesn't freak out about his parents not really liking each other? And he doesn't have that lame conversation with Sirius about it? Darn.

I love your movie reviews. You notice the kind of things that I want to know about a movie before I see it. Thank you. ^_^

Date: 2007-07-15 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-ida.livejournal.com
I loved how Snape just interfered in Harrys memorys, like the mirror of erised scene he appears behind "how touching" XD
that was so cool
and when he sees sirius and harry hugging "I may vomit"
hahahaha
after all, i still think snapes a kind of funny character.

Though Lily wasnt in the scene i was like, whatever though I love the scene in the book. But Snapes expression afterwards when harry gets out of the memory is the whole thing worth.

I think Steven Goldenberg (or whatever his name was) is way better writing the manuscript than Mr. Kloves.

100% agreement

Date: 2007-07-12 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kobb-cheetah.livejournal.com
You know, this are exactly my feelings on this movie... I wrote this almost point for point in my journal yesterday.

The director and writers deserve tons of credit for (in my opinion) improving on the book for the screen version. Especially wrestling the plot into the open and pacing it so it was watchable. I think there are tons of fun scenes that were left out, but as you say, they are still in the book and can still be fanart'd without the poisoning influence of "the movie version." ;)

And glory hallelujah, the bulk of the Cho fiasco stayed in the book. As well as the most annoying parts of Harry-angst. *sighs contentedly*

Date: 2007-07-12 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] james-padfoot.livejournal.com
I agree with you for most part. However, I am a book purist... Ahem. Anyway, what I disagree with is the Pensieve!Memory scene... As aforementioned, I believe the absence (or non-obviousness) or Lily might effect the later movies.. But then it brings up another question... how much does the screenwriter know? For e.g, they originally took out Kreacher, but Jo said they'd regret doing that, so Kreacher gets a rather gollum cameo....

And I feel that Harry should have been a little more angsty instead of emo. I also like how they built up Ginny's character...

Another complain would be the prophecy!explanation... Considering the prophecy is the engine of this story, you'd think they'd elaborate on that! For Merlin's sake...

But the movie was loads better than PoA and GoF. Definitely.

Date: 2007-07-12 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aspectabund.livejournal.com
I would imagine that the sreenwriters consult Jo if they make a significant plot change, to see if it'll screw them over in future movies for not having it in there. I think Jo drops a few hints on their heads, as well.

As for the prophecy, well, they did leave a bit of a hole there, didn't they? By making it seem that Voldie hadn't even known about the prophecy before his apparent demise, well, it took away the reason why he had been trying to kill baby Harry in the first place - only hearing part of it and carrying it out by mistake. I mean, all it told us in the movie was that Harry is the only one who can kill Voldie, but everyone knew that anyway. Bit useless, really.

Date: 2007-07-15 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-ida.livejournal.com
WE know that.
But in the story, Voldemort couldnt possibly know "hey that kid is going to kill me" just right away.
So it wasnt that useless.
Now we know that it was destined.

But we needed more explanation yes ..and some angsty Harry smashing DDs things

Date: 2007-07-16 05:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aspectabund.livejournal.com
lol, agreed! Because in this case, Dumbledore SO deserved some smashed-up things... :D

Date: 2007-07-12 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pink-unnies.livejournal.com
Bellatrix ... a female Jack Sparrow?
Hah! Definitely.

Date: 2007-07-12 10:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dried-frog-pill.livejournal.com
Bellatrix ... a female Jack Sparrow?
I THOUGHT SO TOO. Nice to know I'm not the only one :)

Sirius's death scene was, I hate to say it, almost funny because it just seemed so...bad to me. And I say this as a Sirius-fangirl and as someone who bawled when he died, but both my brother and I wanted to snicker (except the theatre was dead quiet at that point), because he just floats backwards. You'd figure they'd have slo-mo'd the fall or something, to make it match the book a bit.

I am in love though with the screenplay writer. He didn't super-change a whole lot of anything, or assign a lot of lines from other characters to one character. It was just win.

I wish they could have kept the brains room and Harry and Neville versus the DEs before the Order gets there, rather than Harry actually giving up the prophecy. Although it makes a lot of sense as to why they did it, budgeting and plot and such, I still wish they'd kept it in.

Date: 2007-07-12 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fleurdemandala.livejournal.com
**spoiler alert**
This was a great review and I agree with all of it. No one has mentioned the biggest movie/book inconsistency: Bellatrix uses "Avada Cadavra." Not so in the book! What can this mean? Did Rowling approve of this change? Does this mean there is no way Sirius can come back, or did she leave it as is to throw us off? Hmmm.
BTW, I have been a huge fan of your artwork - found you by googling hp images and sent an "I love your artwork" email over a year ago.
Glad to see you on this community :)

Date: 2007-07-12 11:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meiko-chan.livejournal.com
I quite agree with you - there is only so much that can be done with such a fat book and plot is important.
The movie, on it's own, is well done albeit fast paced. But it gets to the point and tells the audience what it needs to know while at the same time enjoy the characters...
In some way, it could have been the weaker of the movies cause everything was cut and condensed... it's strong with progressing on the information conveyed about Voldemort's connection to Harry and the prophecy bit too.

I hope the director does great justice to Half-Blood Prince... especially because Dumbledore dies in it too. I will forever miss the Dumbledore we grew to love and attach ourselves to in the first two films... he is the exact image I have in mind when reading the books.

Post more art! =D

Date: 2007-07-13 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/__lys_fleurx__/
I always wonder about the little things they skip, and while I don't mind, because I know them, I do amuse myself thinking they are going to have to CRAM movies 6 and 7 with stuff they left out, for some things to make sense.

Date: 2007-07-13 11:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curious-cookie.livejournal.com
omg, best review EVAH!

I agree whole-heartedly, the movie is about Harry, you dont have to explore every single sub-plot... eventhough as a canon!fan, I would have loved to have seen a few more scenes just for pure enjoyment- ie Lockhart and Longbottoms at St Mungos.

I'm so glad David Yeats is doing HBP too. He is the bomb. Where has he been for the past 4 movies? GOF sucked!

And wtf was with Lupin? HE DIDNT SPEAK! David Thewis just rocked up, put on a cardy (or brought his own, w/e) stuck on some fake scars and sat at the Grimmuald Place table! Even when he was holding Harry back he wasnt consoling him like he did in the books, he just... held him back. That really irked me.

Date: 2007-07-13 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anathelen.livejournal.com
I agree with you that the tapestry texture on Bella looked really cheap - then again I'm a weaver, so it was especially obvious. I would explain it away by saying that wizards can use their magic to make tapestries that are much more realistic by enchanting the thread to have more colors in it or something like that.

I was really surprised with how much I liked the movie, though I really didn't get the feeling that the prophecy was all that important, and if I hadn't read the book I would be confused as to why it was so important.

Date: 2007-07-13 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x3-satine.livejournal.com
I pretty much agree with you...the only thing that made me go "what?" in this movie was the whole "Avada Kedevra" thing....but other than that I thought it was fantastic. And I agree with you about the whole Cho thing; although I would have liked to see the date scene, I was pretty happy how they intertwined their relationship with the plot and didn't try introducing a whole new character who really doesn't matter at all.

Date: 2007-07-13 08:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tehladyelbereth.livejournal.com
I'm more than a little in love with Stephen Rea... Apparently he was side stage at the CSS gig at the Oxegen music festival, I was mere feet (and a stage) away from him and didn't even know.
Though I have heard he's in talks for the sixth film. I'm kind of hoping Fenrir Greyback, and if so Stephen Rea would be the only reason I would want a bigger role for Greyback in the 7th book. Otherwise I couldn't really care.

Date: 2007-07-13 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twirlynoodle.livejournal.com
The idea of Stephen Rea as Fenrir is endearingly hilarious ... I've only ever seen him play sort of meek, reserved, intellectual characters, and with his shrugging posture and hang-dog expression he'd be the cuddliest deranged psycho werewolf serial killer ever.

That said, he could probably do a chilling barely-restrained-evil. Is that Fenrir though?

I think he's more likely to play the new Minister, which ... well, I dunno. Seeing him in the same movie as Neville just might be too close of a missed opportunity to bear.

Date: 2007-07-15 12:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tehladyelbereth.livejournal.com
I never even thought of Rufus... I wouldn't mind that.

Date: 2007-07-15 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twirlynoodle.livejournal.com
Here's a visual aide of Stephen Rea as Fenrir:

Image

Date: 2007-07-15 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aspectabund.livejournal.com
Spine-chilling. :P

Date: 2007-07-14 05:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jume.livejournal.com
"I don't know what the wind/smoke trail stuff "

Glass is fundamentally made out of sand, I guess the shield dumbledore put up reverted all the glass voldie knocked out of the ministry windows back into its basic form (for sand + glass in other movies, Sweet Home Alabama xD) just movie stuff, but chemically accurate!

Date: 2007-07-14 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twirlynoodle.livejournal.com
Huh, I thought it just ground it up smaller... but I guess if you 'kill' glass it would turn back into sand (that makes sense in my head) so if glass was used as a shield against a killing spell then ... yeah.

Date: 2007-07-14 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twirlynoodle.livejournal.com
But that wasn't what I was talking about, I was talking about whatever trailed off the Death Eaters (in black) and the Order (in white). Apparition residue?

Date: 2007-07-14 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jume.livejournal.com
my bad xD I thought you were talking about voldie and his little whirlwind stuff.

Date: 2007-07-15 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-ida.livejournal.com
maybe it was just visual for the audience to know whos who

Date: 2007-08-07 06:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] craziness932.livejournal.com
I agree with you there, but then I wondered, what does Snape do? Is he black and white polkadots, or something?

Date: 2007-07-15 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aspectabund.livejournal.com
Hah, at first I thought "Oh, lovely. Now they've turned into small flakes of sharp glass that are easily inhaled. And can cut you easier." But my friend explained the sand thing to me after.

Date: 2007-07-15 04:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twirlynoodle.livejournal.com
I thought it was ground glass, myself, with all the attendant health dangers, but apparently not.

Date: 2007-07-14 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-ida.livejournal.com
This Movie Rocked!!! It was like 10 times better than the other Potter movies (GOF disappointed me in some ways)

I like how they got to the heart of the story and really showed what JKR meant "phoenix" to be about!

I was very touched and cried several of times. and not only when sirius died.
Loved how they gave Sirius-Harry a lot of screentime. Saved my life ;)

Agreement with Issues

Date: 2007-07-14 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] j-mar.livejournal.com
I always pictured Monica Bellucci as Bellatrix. I don't know why, but someone beautiful and graceful nailing Sirius through the veil always appealed to me. And I don't think the need for David Bowie as Lucius or Voldemort has been more evident than it was in OotP. Enough about the casting, I could go on for days. I do think Sirius should've lost his wand and turned into the shaggy black dog during the battle, though. That last fight was a little too subtle and lacking in action chorerography.

Costumes were better this time around. No more sweatshirts and trainers for 120 minutes! They had actual school costumes... who knew? And Severus has a 2/3 length robe during Occlumency! I thought Radcliffe and Grint were excellent this time around, though Watson is clearly dragging her feet. Makes me angwy >:(

Date: 2007-07-15 07:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] othellia.livejournal.com
Hey! Popping in for the first time to comment. ^_^

I think this is one of my favorite reviews of the movie. I saw it last week, and my initial dislike was probably biased because of the super tiny Marauder flashblack compared to the half-chapter in the book. (That and I've always imagined the duel between Bellatrix and Sirius to be like the one between Jack and Barbossa instead of the way they did it.) But now this is reminding me of the other good things and putting me in better terms with the movie.

And yes, the Umbridge Takeover Montage was awesome. It especially hit a nerve with me and all of my friends because we had an English teacher who was painfully similar. A few of us who were more affected than the others kept standing up and asked, "Can we kill her now?" Luckily, we were in the back row, so I don't think anyone else noticed. I'm starting to ramble now, aren't I? XD

Mind if I friend you?

I agree...

Date: 2007-07-15 04:13 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
They actually cut out ALL of the crap and left the good stuff, though I'm a little shocked there actually was good stuff. I don't know how you felt about this, but I think, even if you didn't care for most of the movie the last half hour or so makes up for everything!! It was actually almost creepy... mainly that Daniel Radcliffe actually acted and did very well! Stage has apparently done him good!

Re: I agree...

Date: 2007-07-15 04:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twirlynoodle.livejournal.com
I was thinking the exact same things:
1. Someone has benefited from some stage direction.
2. What's this? There was a plot? It was good? How did I miss that?

Hey there...

Date: 2007-07-26 11:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phizzledout.livejournal.com
I've been a fan of your Pottery site for a while and just recently started checkin' your elle-jay (cuz I was missin' the updates). I liked the movie for the most part and think your review was very well done. However, I'm going to be a critic and disagree with you on two points...

First, the actor who plays Dumbledore is awful. Yeah, we can't have the awesomeness of the original Richard Harris anymore, but the new one is just bad. He seems out of place and always seems like he's feeling awkward with the situation he's in. Like when Umbridge threatened his job in front of the students, he yelled at the kids. WTH? Almost as bad as shaking Harry in GOF. The book-Dumbledore is ALWAYS jovial regardless of what's going on. He should just always look like he's in on a joke that no one else knows...that would fix it.

Second, the CGI folks needed to tune it down a bit with the shroud Sirius falls through. I mean, I would've preferred a ratty drape being moved by a fan off screen. Then Sirius could've been stunned (not AK-ed) into it, and than not come out the other side...more mysterious, awesome death.

So those are my only real gripes with the movie. Luna was awesome. Umbridge was perfect. Bella makes me giggle. The transitions and montage were beautiful. Tonks was hot! *glee*

Oh, and the idea that Death Eaters/Order Members are more advanced magically than the DA was nice. I remember reading the books thinking that Voldemort hired a buncha 'tards for his followers...not even being able to take out a couple of kids! Pssh. So the flying, smoke & lasers was cool. :-)

Anyway, thanks again for giving me a good HP distraction from work and some great ideas for my own Pottery Art!

Date: 2007-08-18 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluecrystalblue.livejournal.com
Bellatrix ... a female Jack Sparrow?

That's actually how I've been picturing Bellatrix since I read Order of the Phoenix... =/ And yes, she does have a jar of dirt, rum and a peanut in my mind as well. I'm silly.

- Harry's romance with Cho is mercifully trimmed down and – NO WAY – actually tied into the plot. It's no longer a freefloating storyline, it eliminates a useless extraneous character and gives the affair some purpose in the grander thread of things. THANK YOU.

Plus the kiss was all tongues and disgusting. Amen!

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