... but what does this say about Lucius Malfoy?

[tealin]

Peacock Falls in Love with Car

"It started when he fell in love with a Lexus, which was in a very distinct peacock blue," said Sir Benjamin.
... so not only is the bird extremely short-sighted and completely lacking a sense of proportion, but apparently gay. Peahens are brown. (Unless he mistook the car not for a mate but for a rival, which would make a little more sense.)

Comments

[hritza.livejournal.com]

it is very funny :)
I didn't realise it was so widely circulated, though!

[twirlynoodle.livejournal.com]

Any story that features the equation [animal] is sexually attracted to (i.e. 'falls in love with') [inanimate object/hilariously inappropriate other animal] is guaranteed to spread like wildfire.