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[tealin]

Okay, a few of the things here are kind of weird or interesting but generally this site is a powerful testament to the imagination of human beings when it comes to looking at rocks.

ALIEN ARTIFACTS MUSEUM

I see a large collection of badly-compressed images ... of ... rocks. Perhaps my mind is just hopelessly mundane.* There's also some imaginative grammar happening there, which I am evidently incapable of fully appreciating ... I wonder if the creator of this site is responsible for the UFO flyers pasted around town a couple months ago.

*It also happens that I like rocks.

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[jolly-kraken.livejournal.com]

AND THERE'S ONE NOW!!! I'LL BET SHE'S ALREADY TRIED TO ESCAPE THE CONFINES OF OUR PRIMITIVE HUMAN WORLD ON HER BUILT-IN-THE-BASEMENT-UFO!!! AND I'LL ALSO BET SHE'S GOT SOME GLOWING ALIEN BODY ARMOR SHE'S TRYING TO TAKE WITH HER, TOO!!! >:O *dramatic pointing and ranting ensues*

[twirlynoodle.livejournal.com]

Oh no, I've been caught! Time to implement Emergency Evasion Tactic #5 – LOOK, HUMANS, A CELEBRITY IS KISSING ANOTHER CELEBRITY!

[runs away]

[noodledaddy.livejournal.com]

Busts a gut