Tangled Web

Tom Hanks is playing Walt Disney in an upcoming movie.*



The only other role in which I have seen Tom Hanks wear a moustache is as a dangerous and unsavoury gangster in Road to Perdition.



Road to Perdition is also the movie in which I was introduced to Daniel Craig ...



... who is now best known as James Bond.**

I can't help thinking there is a really good gag in here somewhere, but no matter how I arrange the pieces I can't get it to come out. Walt Disney and James Bond join the criminal underworld? Michael Sullivan and Connor Rooney turn their backs on the Mafia and get a clean start, one as the quintessential wholesome children's entertainer and the other as a superspy? Nothing quite rings ... so frustrating!


*What I know about this movie (which is not much) already offends me, but I will refrain from speaking upon it until I am better-informed.
**Though to me, he will always be Heisenberg.