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tealinIt's time once again for one of my most annoying habits: Taking sober situations and making light of them for comic effect!
Jack Abramoff Jailed for Corruption
One of two things happened here: either the jury had no choice but to convict because anyone looking at him could tell he was guilty, or since his conviction he's thrown off all pretense and dressed up in character. I mean, look at that outfit! That is not the black fedora and trenchcoat of an innocent man.
Reunited in Meteorology
I don't suppose anyone else has noticed that there is both an Ike and a Josephine in the Atlantic this year. Just me, then? Thought so. I do hope you are all enjoying your mental stability.
The Great Race
Democrat and Republican would have you believe that what really matters are the policies and/or personalities of the candidates for president. I say, don't listen to what those squares tell you; what will decide this race is the quality of the delegates' hats!
Democrats:
Hmm, I see some pretty flamboyant enthusiasm for your candidate there. Do you have an answer, Republicans?
Uniform beige Stetsons. Quantity does not equal quality, people. I expected better.
That's a bit more like it. You still seem afraid to really strut your creativity in the hat form department, though you make up for a certain amount of that with absolute fearlessness in regard to pins.
I ran across something that might have been a tiebreaker, except that each party had one:
Horrible grotesque idolatrous footwear or some sort of political statement involving the term 'flip-flop'? I won't even begin to guess. (Screen grabs from last week's Odd Box.)
Jack Abramoff Jailed for Corruption
One of two things happened here: either the jury had no choice but to convict because anyone looking at him could tell he was guilty, or since his conviction he's thrown off all pretense and dressed up in character. I mean, look at that outfit! That is not the black fedora and trenchcoat of an innocent man.
Reunited in Meteorology
I don't suppose anyone else has noticed that there is both an Ike and a Josephine in the Atlantic this year. Just me, then? Thought so. I do hope you are all enjoying your mental stability.
The Great Race
Democrat and Republican would have you believe that what really matters are the policies and/or personalities of the candidates for president. I say, don't listen to what those squares tell you; what will decide this race is the quality of the delegates' hats!
Democrats:
Hmm, I see some pretty flamboyant enthusiasm for your candidate there. Do you have an answer, Republicans?
Uniform beige Stetsons. Quantity does not equal quality, people. I expected better.
That's a bit more like it. You still seem afraid to really strut your creativity in the hat form department, though you make up for a certain amount of that with absolute fearlessness in regard to pins.
I ran across something that might have been a tiebreaker, except that each party had one:
Horrible grotesque idolatrous footwear or some sort of political statement involving the term 'flip-flop'? I won't even begin to guess. (Screen grabs from last week's Odd Box.)
