Puppy Dog Eyes
Nov. 20th, 2008 02:16 pmDear Internet,
Please please please please please go see Bolt this weekend. I could mention the blood, sweat, and tears that went into it, I could tell its long and troubled history, I could list names of people to see it for, but I am going to forgo the heartstrings and stick to business.
Bolt is the first movie coming out that has been made entirely under the Pixar governorship. It's being seen as a test of how the Pixar alliance is working and whether or not the slow, baggage-ridden money pit that is Disney Feature Animation can pull its own weight. Opening against Twilight is, to paraphrase, a damned unfortunate business, albeit better than opening within a week of Harry Potter as was originally planned. Even so, Twilight is sure to cut into its success, and you can bet that when the money people look at the numbers at the end of the year they won't adjust for 'if we'd opened on a different weekend.' It's the numbers that matter in the end, and for that matter it's the opening weekend that matters most of all. The question 'do people want to see Disney animated movies?' will be answered by how many people bother to show up when one is released. I know it's kind of dumb that so much rides on opening weekend and not on what word-of-mouth can do, but that is the way the business works, and with the quick turnaround from theatres to DVD these days there really isn't time for word-of-mouth to work its magic if the film doesn't have a strong headstart. If you wait until it's on DVD, this tells the money people that the theatrical run is a waste of time and money, which can lead to straight-to-DVD movies and the attendant slide in story and artistic standards that results from a reduced budget and production schedule.
My main point here is consequences: The main thing riding on Twilight's success is the possibility of another Twilight movie. The reaction to Bolt will affect unrelated Disney Feature Animation projects all the way down the pipeline. Your money is your vote: if you buy a ticket for Bolt, you are saying 'yes, I enjoy Disney animation, please keep making it for many years to come.'
In case you're wondering if it's any good, my short answer is 'yes.' My long answer is: I enjoyed it, and the people I know who've seen it and haven't been surrounded by it for the last nine months really enjoyed it. It's been getting good reviews from critics as well. I haven't reviewed it here because I am coming at it from completely the wrong direction to do any objective commentary or even judge its entertainment value.
So GO SEE IT, okay?
Thanks,
Tealin
P.S. I may post some of the in-jokes this weekend.
Please please please please please go see Bolt this weekend. I could mention the blood, sweat, and tears that went into it, I could tell its long and troubled history, I could list names of people to see it for, but I am going to forgo the heartstrings and stick to business.
Bolt is the first movie coming out that has been made entirely under the Pixar governorship. It's being seen as a test of how the Pixar alliance is working and whether or not the slow, baggage-ridden money pit that is Disney Feature Animation can pull its own weight. Opening against Twilight is, to paraphrase, a damned unfortunate business, albeit better than opening within a week of Harry Potter as was originally planned. Even so, Twilight is sure to cut into its success, and you can bet that when the money people look at the numbers at the end of the year they won't adjust for 'if we'd opened on a different weekend.' It's the numbers that matter in the end, and for that matter it's the opening weekend that matters most of all. The question 'do people want to see Disney animated movies?' will be answered by how many people bother to show up when one is released. I know it's kind of dumb that so much rides on opening weekend and not on what word-of-mouth can do, but that is the way the business works, and with the quick turnaround from theatres to DVD these days there really isn't time for word-of-mouth to work its magic if the film doesn't have a strong headstart. If you wait until it's on DVD, this tells the money people that the theatrical run is a waste of time and money, which can lead to straight-to-DVD movies and the attendant slide in story and artistic standards that results from a reduced budget and production schedule.
My main point here is consequences: The main thing riding on Twilight's success is the possibility of another Twilight movie. The reaction to Bolt will affect unrelated Disney Feature Animation projects all the way down the pipeline. Your money is your vote: if you buy a ticket for Bolt, you are saying 'yes, I enjoy Disney animation, please keep making it for many years to come.'
In case you're wondering if it's any good, my short answer is 'yes.' My long answer is: I enjoyed it, and the people I know who've seen it and haven't been surrounded by it for the last nine months really enjoyed it. It's been getting good reviews from critics as well. I haven't reviewed it here because I am coming at it from completely the wrong direction to do any objective commentary or even judge its entertainment value.
So GO SEE IT, okay?
Thanks,
Tealin
P.S. I may post some of the in-jokes this weekend.
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Date: 2008-11-20 11:02 pm (UTC)sabotagecounteract Twilight.Also: when I move my mouse over the 'work' link, one of the keywords that pops up is 'crawfish'.
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Date: 2008-11-21 01:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-20 11:05 pm (UTC)Twilight will do well regardless (unfortunately), but PLEASE SUPPORT DISNEY!
Just think, how many of your childhoods were spent growing up with fabulous movies like Aladdin, The Little Mermaid, and Peter Pan? How many of you remember trips to Disney World and Disneyland and how much joy that brought you. Support Disney so they will continue to make amazing movies!
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Date: 2008-11-20 11:12 pm (UTC)-Colby
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Date: 2008-11-20 11:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-20 11:34 pm (UTC)!
You've convinced me, my only problem now is finding ten dollars.
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Date: 2008-11-20 11:39 pm (UTC)I fully support the anti-Twilight movement as well, but I can't do much even for THAT worthy cause. The best I can do is discourage the fans I know and, although I know it won't work, I might at least get some lulz out of that discussion.
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Date: 2008-11-21 12:02 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-11-21 12:42 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-11-21 01:59 am (UTC)And your comments both put me at ease and make me even more determined to see it this weekend--tomorrow, if I can!
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Date: 2008-11-21 02:13 am (UTC)ANYWAY. Visually, Bolt doesn't do a single thing for me. I think the design is kind of vanilla, and I have trouble thinking of 3D as true Disney Animation, and unfortunately I bet a lot of other people (non-fans) do, too. BUT.
(And really, this is the only important part...) I love Disney and what they stand for as a company, no matter how confused things get, just because the company is SO massive, I still believe in what Disney can be at its best. So, because of that, I will make a real effort to see Bolt opening weekend, even though I'm kinda swamped with school.
I know, I didn't need to say all that stuff about being conflicted but I just wish I could have seen American Dog and decided for myself whether or not it was any good. :\
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Date: 2008-11-22 02:23 am (UTC)I agree the design is a bit blah (I have especial disdain for Mittens' model, alas) but keep in mind that at this time last year they hadn't even finished redesigning and modelling the characters. The fact that they finished at all is mindblowing, much less that they did such a good job.
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Date: 2008-11-21 04:42 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-11-21 07:19 am (UTC)It's such a great movie. Haven't laughed like that in ages!
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Date: 2008-11-21 07:23 am (UTC)And I'll try to go see it if I don't have anything else to do. I can't remember the last time I went to see a movie in the theater. Probably when Harry Potter 5 came out, and I almost didn't go to see that one.
As far as Twilight goes, my love of vampires is completely overcome by my disdain for that series.
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Date: 2008-11-21 07:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-21 09:21 am (UTC)it looks better than all the other options
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Date: 2008-11-21 03:23 pm (UTC)Congratulations! It's A Bolt. :D
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Date: 2008-11-21 03:27 pm (UTC)*buys tickets to super-swanky cinema*
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Date: 2008-11-21 06:35 pm (UTC)I will so rather see Bolt than Twilight....
srsly
plus Bolt looks just like my dog Jack, but Jack's black.
YAY DISNEY!
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Date: 2008-11-22 01:47 am (UTC)I'll be there. If I hadn't been excited for this film for months already, the "uuuhhh... stealth modus *draws grin in fogged up ball*" bought my heart and put it in a little box.
I'll be there and drag as many friends along as I possibly can.
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Date: 2008-11-22 02:10 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2008-11-22 02:28 pm (UTC)Rather liked it. Rhino was the star, no doubt, but the pigeons were terrific, particularly Vinny. Some of the animation was unbelievably wonderful, particularly the effects. The smoke.
My favorite Disney movie since, I think, ENG.
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Date: 2008-11-24 04:38 am (UTC)Yes. (pigeons)
Yes. (effects)
Yes definitely. (ENG)
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Date: 2008-11-22 03:36 pm (UTC)Twilight 43%
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Date: 2008-11-23 09:15 am (UTC)Wall-E was ADORBALE! Nuff' said..
But when (If) Bolt comes out here, I'm planning on going to see it.. It looks adorable, and I've always liked Pixars films..
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