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Supposedly, today is Remus Lupin's birthday.

His Onion horoscope, then, is as follows:

Pisces: (Feb. 19—March 20)
You'll set out to tell the tragic story of hopeless love among the beautiful and doomed, but your efforts will result in a full Broadway cast, a Bryan Adams ballad, and endless pages of heartfelt online fan-fiction.

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HOLY KAPOOKA! I've always eschewed astrology but ... this one's spot on!

Well... mostly...

Maybe this is what Professor Trelawney saw in her crystal ball, the prospect of which frightened him so.


In reference to the subject line: All of a sudden a significant percentage of people I know have babies popping out of them. What is up with that? Is it like some contagion or something?

Date: 2005-03-10 05:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rj-anderson.livejournal.com
I don't know, but I just found out a friend of mine is due to have her (third) baby on the same day as I'm due to have my third, and she knows two other women who are due the same week in September. Weird. I mean, I've heard of women's menstrual cycles getting in sync when they hang around together, but this is ridiculous...

Date: 2005-03-12 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-crystalmage.livejournal.com
A lot of people are getting married too. Not really sure if it's something you can take a vaccine for or not. I'm going to Vegas soon and the last thing I need is to feel the need to visit a chapel with an Elvis impersonator...

Date: 2005-03-12 03:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twirlynoodle.livejournal.com
You're right... I'll be going to the third wedding in as many years this summer and my circle of acquantances is very small.

Love is in the air, I suppose. Love and its associated... side-effects.

Luckily I seem as impervious to twitterpation as to Plague2005 (and that's just asking for it!)...

Date: 2005-03-12 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ubiquitouspitt.livejournal.com
I've made plan, as of late, to pop a baby out of my system atleast once a year.

Twenty four hours before thanksgiving.

"Hello" to those of you sick enough to get that.

Date: 2005-03-15 07:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] just-curious.livejournal.com
*Sporfle* Baby in a white wine sauce anyone?

weird

Date: 2005-03-24 02:50 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Remus Lupin's birthday is March 10? I know two people with that exact same birthday and one's my brother. Popular birthday or something?

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