A Sunday Triptych

[tealin]

I.
The kids in the pew closest to the choir having a contest to see How Much Noise Can Be Made In One Pew Without Actually Screaming.

II.
The magazine article titled (I am not making this up) "Flower of Scotland: Tartan Style and St. Margaret" ... sometimes it's hard to tell where reality lets off and satire begins.

III.
I thought my printer was posessed. But really all it needed was some quiet time to think about what it had done and be truly sorry for it.

Comments

[twirlynoodle.livejournal.com]

In my case, the kids' parents were sitting right there with them, trying as best they could to ignore them, and then trying to reason with them which only made things worse. "Be nice to your brother." "But I don't like him!"

I suspect a significant percentage of printers are already in some kind of conspiracy... though I don't think the rabid flailing of mine had anything to do with it.

Probably.