Brace yourself.
Apr. 24th, 2005 01:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I am going to rant for a bit in a generally cranky mood. If you prefer Happy Tealin, please come back some other time.
For the sake of time and space:
Participating in church choir is probably as close as I'll ever come to surrendering to the Benedictine Rule with its obedience and humility because my goodness is it ever infuriating, at times. The leader knows so little about music, gives the pianist such a hard time, can't sing much of anything, and is super controlling in a mincing, passive-agressive way that really grates on my nerves. This might be bearable if the choice of music was interesting and/or appealing, but most of the time it's hopelessly boring, dangerously saccharine, or both. One of the perennial favourites is an insipid song with a piano accompaniment that sounds like the tinkly muzak they always play in the background at the Asian supermarket near work, and whose lyrics are no better:
We believe in God
And we all need Jesus
We believe in God
And we all need Jesus
Sing to me now
Words that are true
So all in this place can know it
We believe in God
And we all need Jesus
We believe in God
And we all need Jesus
We believe in God
And we all need Jesus
Don't be afraid
To know who you are
Don't be afraid to show it
We believe in God
And we all need Jesus
We believe in God
And we all need Jesus
We believe in God
And we all need Jesus
(repeat chorus about SEVENTEEN TIMES until your brain starts to dribble out your ears)
AAAARGH!! MAKE IT STOP!! The words don't MEAN anything! It's the musical equivalent of cotton candy! You take one of the most profound philosophies in the world and reduce it to feel-good catchphrases!
I was going to work on my animation this weekend. Various events have conspired against me. On top of this, I did a bunch of housework yesterday morning so that I could spend the rest of the weekend unharassed but since then the house has gotten all dirty again and if I don't help clean it up I'll be a lazy unhelpful bum who doesn't pull my own weight. GRRR!
For the sake of time and space:
Participating in church choir is probably as close as I'll ever come to surrendering to the Benedictine Rule with its obedience and humility because my goodness is it ever infuriating, at times. The leader knows so little about music, gives the pianist such a hard time, can't sing much of anything, and is super controlling in a mincing, passive-agressive way that really grates on my nerves. This might be bearable if the choice of music was interesting and/or appealing, but most of the time it's hopelessly boring, dangerously saccharine, or both. One of the perennial favourites is an insipid song with a piano accompaniment that sounds like the tinkly muzak they always play in the background at the Asian supermarket near work, and whose lyrics are no better:
And we all need Jesus
We believe in God
And we all need Jesus
Sing to me now
Words that are true
So all in this place can know it
We believe in God
And we all need Jesus
We believe in God
And we all need Jesus
We believe in God
And we all need Jesus
Don't be afraid
To know who you are
Don't be afraid to show it
We believe in God
And we all need Jesus
We believe in God
And we all need Jesus
We believe in God
And we all need Jesus
(repeat chorus about SEVENTEEN TIMES until your brain starts to dribble out your ears)
AAAARGH!! MAKE IT STOP!! The words don't MEAN anything! It's the musical equivalent of cotton candy! You take one of the most profound philosophies in the world and reduce it to feel-good catchphrases!
I was going to work on my animation this weekend. Various events have conspired against me. On top of this, I did a bunch of housework yesterday morning so that I could spend the rest of the weekend unharassed but since then the house has gotten all dirty again and if I don't help clean it up I'll be a lazy unhelpful bum who doesn't pull my own weight. GRRR!
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Date: 2005-04-24 08:42 pm (UTC)Re: If it makes you feel better
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Date: 2005-04-24 09:55 pm (UTC)Yeah, there are some pretty good modern ones. I like Marty Haugen's tunes especially. Unfortunately, it's too complicated to learn anything new so we never do, and I've given up suggesting things.
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Date: 2005-04-25 06:35 am (UTC)haha yeah man.. directors are some of the most hard headed people i've even been in contact with..
ha but yeah, i definately can only go to the contemperary service at my chuch so many times.. guess i'm just glad my church has both x).
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Date: 2005-04-25 03:09 am (UTC)So, yes. Another sympathiser who understands the pain of bad church music. Fortunately I am currently in a choir where the music is half decent (though I am getting rather fed up with "Jesus Christ is Risen Today". Hurry up, Pentecost, and let's get back to Ordinary Time).
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Date: 2005-04-24 09:27 pm (UTC)Amen, preach it, sister.
It never ceases to amaze me the insubstantial dreck that becomes popular in Christian circles. And the plain bad theology in some of these "praise and worship" choruses. On the other hand, there are some really lovely modern hymns being written by people like Stuart Townend and (when he's having a good day) Graham Kendrick (though "Shine, Jesus Shine" was NOT a good day, IMO).
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Date: 2005-04-24 11:12 pm (UTC)Our church had the same little kids, this time ranging from preschool to fourth grade, singing complicated latin hymns with multiple parts. Can't someone just come up with decent songs that are interesting, but not in quadruple-part minor Latin?
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Date: 2005-04-25 02:04 am (UTC)This entry kind of reminds me of another you entry you posted a while back about how sermons should appeal on a more intellectual level. I think that's true too. I think that should also apply to the music they have. There's beautiful sacred music from all different time periods that nobody's using. The motto you thought of, "Christianity- It Just Makes Sense" could go along well with "Christianity- look how we've inspired so many brilliant musicians."
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Date: 2005-04-25 05:45 am (UTC)[sigh]
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Date: 2005-04-25 09:29 am (UTC)The year before that we had no leader, just the piano guy. Despite his enormous knowledge of music (organist in our church as he was) he spent 6 months teaching us "I Lift my Eyes to the Mountain".
I think choirs are the same wherever you are.
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Date: 2005-04-25 07:47 pm (UTC)Conclusion
Date: 2005-04-25 09:19 pm (UTC)Re: Conclusion
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