Can't Sleep, Couric Will Eat Me
Sep. 19th, 2012 04:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tealinLiving within Disney's sphere of influence, I have seen an awful lot of posters for Katie Couric's new show on ABC, but from day one they have creeped me out rather.
Dear ABC – this does not make me want to watch your show.
Well, actually, it does somewhat, just not in the way you were probably intending, because if the host were in the habit of biting guests' faces off or speaking in Parseltongue, I would tune in, and I don't even have a TV. But then I would be afraid that if I fell asleep while the show was on, she'd crawl out of the screen Ring-style and that would be the last anyone heard of me.
Dear ABC – this does not make me want to watch your show.
Well, actually, it does somewhat, just not in the way you were probably intending, because if the host were in the habit of biting guests' faces off or speaking in Parseltongue, I would tune in, and I don't even have a TV. But then I would be afraid that if I fell asleep while the show was on, she'd crawl out of the screen Ring-style and that would be the last anyone heard of me.
