Genius

Oct. 4th, 2006 07:11 pm
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On last week's episode of Genius on Radio 4, Simon Grey [Gray? Greg?] suggested virtual reality headsets for chickens on battery farms to make them think they're free range and thereby lay better eggs. Well, the logical association did eventually turn up (as they do) and it prompted me to muck around with the technique that has made 'Photoshop' a verb.



This may spread itself around the internet but it started here, folks!

You can listen to this week's show (which isn't quite as funny) here.

EDIT [5 Oct 2006]:
Apparently Dreamworks has split with Aardman — to this I say: 'Nuuuuuuuuuuuuu!' And also, in a silly voice: 'Doy, I'm Dreamworks, and I'm stoopid!' I mean, Aardman's movies are so much better; honestly, Dreamworks doesn't deserve them, especially for how they've abused them, but on the other hand, without this codependent abusive relationship, what's Aardman to do? I hope they can find another US distributor (are you listening, John Lasseter?)... it'd be a terrible loss if they were forced to slip back into relative obscurity all on account of one movie turning out to be slightly disappointing at the US box office. It won the OSCAR, you bozos! Sheesh.

Date: 2006-10-05 02:34 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] maggiebloome.livejournal.com
*dies*

This is brilliant.

Date: 2006-10-05 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cerridwen666.livejournal.com
*snortgiggle*

Date: 2006-10-05 03:09 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] snowflakie06
LOL That's awesome!

Date: 2006-10-05 03:16 am (UTC)

Date: 2006-10-05 04:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] casquivana.livejournal.com
Whoo! That's awesome! You just made my day.

Date: 2006-10-05 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canisdoofus.livejournal.com
SQUEEEEEEE Chicken Run! I love that movie!

Date: 2006-10-05 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anathelen.livejournal.com
O Tealin, you are ever the genius.

Date: 2006-10-05 04:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magicnme.livejournal.com
What makes this even funnier is that I totally quasi-associate The Matrix with the roleplaying game Shadowrun...Chicken....run...bwaha.

Date: 2006-10-05 09:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] justicefornone.livejournal.com
best photoshop job.... EVA!!

A MOI PRATCHETT !

Date: 2006-10-05 12:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fairy-gany.livejournal.com
Hey you !
Tealin, I wanted to tell you that I bought "The color of magic" yesterday ! (In french though, because I don't think I could read something as rich as a Pratchett's book in english - shame on me) So, I'm gonna check your drawings more often from now, to see if I know (at last) all these characters everyone's talking about. So, thanks, because I relly like what I've read already !

NB: What the point with the translation of the titles in France ?!
"The color of magic" = "La huitième couleur"
"The Nightmare before Christmas" = "L'étrange Noël de Mr Jack"
"Harry Potter & the Philoqsopher's Stone" = "Harry Potter à l'école des sorciers"

Date: 2006-10-05 01:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wicked-warrior.livejournal.com
ROTFL
Lady, you cheered up my day ^^

Date: 2006-10-05 02:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chicnoodle.livejournal.com
That is so appropriate! :D

Date: 2006-10-05 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thearchduchess.livejournal.com
Oh, I heard that broadcast live. I was in hysterics.

And now you make eleventy times more excellent!

Date: 2006-10-05 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twirlynoodle.livejournal.com
I did too (and I'm about to listen to the new one) – Thursday mornings are always odd for my co-workers. :) Can't wait for episode 6 – the guest is Armando Iannucci! I worry the radio/computer might explode from two sources of infinite awesomeness colliding.

Date: 2006-10-05 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thearchduchess.livejournal.com
I went down to the kitchen to steam myself (first cold of the season - woohoo!) and turned on in time to hear them making a joke about Sidcup in Kent, which is the butt of endless jokes and where my sister lives for University.

Armando Iannucci!!! That will be amazing!

Date: 2006-10-05 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azvolrien.livejournal.com
Congratulations on successfully making me laugh out loud!

Date: 2006-10-05 06:28 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] infiniteviking
Genius is right. That is HYSTERICAL. I love it. Bunty as Morpheus.... brilliant. And MAC!!! XD

Hmmm.... Having kept chickens for about seventeen years, I doubt that headsets would help hens lay better. Artificial lighting makes them lay more eggs than they would otherwise, but the benefits of free-range are more physical than psychological: exercise, diet, etc. So there might be more eggs, but they probably wouldn't be any healthier.

Date: 2006-10-05 08:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] justdominic.livejournal.com
Hi! I'm Dominic.
Your drawing tutorial was instrumental in wme even being able to draw anything at all, so I wanted to say thank you so much. I honestly love art noww that I can sort of draw..:)

I'm going to add you now.

Date: 2006-10-06 12:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lizetm.livejournal.com
HA! I love this! Chicken Run Matrix Style! x)
Nice job!

Date: 2006-10-06 12:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twirlynoodle.livejournal.com
Or ... Matrix, Chicken Run style ... which I rather like the idea of, actually.

Date: 2006-10-06 12:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lizetm.livejournal.com
Either way, its still pretty darn funny! :D

Date: 2006-10-06 09:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ardys-the-ghoul.livejournal.com
Whoa. Quite aside from the hilarity, that has to be one of the best photoshop jobs I've ever seen.

Date: 2006-10-06 09:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyri-prongs.livejournal.com
That is SO DISTURBING! Seriously....Mac will HAUNT ME from now on :P

Gwuuuh, Dreamworks. Duuuurbrains!

Date: 2006-10-08 12:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ari-enchanted.livejournal.com
So, wait, does this mean Aardman is going to continue being awesome or was the idea to go all to CGI independent of Dreamworks?

Date: 2006-10-09 12:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disneyboy.livejournal.com
That image is very clever, quite well-executed and very, very funny! Bravo! As with you, I'm quite disappointed that Dreamworks, who seemed rather smart and cool when they beat Disney out to a distribution deal with Aardman, now seems rather shortsighted and petty to abandon their partnership when the movie in question was so critically lauded and, I would assume, inexpensive to produce compared to most CGI films. Particularly bad form to publicly sever ties with them shortly before their last joint venture even comes out in theaters! But as you suggest, if Lasseter, Catmul, and Iger have their heads screwed on tight enough, and play their cards right, Dreamworks' loss could be our gain...!

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