Snarky, Bitter People Not Holding Hands

[tealin]

As much as I resent the giant marketing machine reaching out to me in my state of self-proclaimed Valentines Apostasy, I have to admit that the card and the t-shirt mentioned in this article are pretty amusing.

Companies Capitalize on Anti-Valentine's Day Movement

Remember, it's not too late to send a Master & Commander Valentine to that special someone who does not have enough pink, cutout hearts, or Napoleonic bloodshed in their life.
Original context here – hours of amusement for years to come.

Comments

[kobb-cheetah.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty neutral on Valentine's Day, as I tend to ignore it except for the tasty candy I can pick up at this time of year. However, I picked up Ninja Turtle valentines for the simple reason that they're (unintentionally?) hilarious. One of them honestly says "Give 'em shell! It's Valentine's Day!" My friends will probably appreciate that, heh. It's the same kind of counterproductive message as in your awesome Master and Commander cards, which do indeed produce much hilarity.