Snarky, Bitter People Not Holding Hands

[tealin]

As much as I resent the giant marketing machine reaching out to me in my state of self-proclaimed Valentines Apostasy, I have to admit that the card and the t-shirt mentioned in this article are pretty amusing.

Companies Capitalize on Anti-Valentine's Day Movement

Remember, it's not too late to send a Master & Commander Valentine to that special someone who does not have enough pink, cutout hearts, or Napoleonic bloodshed in their life.
Original context here – hours of amusement for years to come.

Comments

[ardys-the-ghoul.livejournal.com]

I don't really care one way or the other about Valentine's Day, although that shirt in that article is definitely up my alley. I'm smugly single and intend to stay that way. My mom usually sends me a card and a present on V-day, though, which is nice.

In addition, my birthday is February 8, and Valentine's Day follows so closely I tend to overlook it.