Crisis of Succession

[tealin]

So, Jerry Falwell is dead. Who will step up to replace him as the laughable yet infuriating spokesman of radical right-wing Evangelical Christianity? How will we know which children's television characters are gay? I feel so lost!

Comments

[thearchduchess.livejournal.com]

I'll do it.

OK...Spongebob, he's as bent as...very bent thing, Tinky Winky, obviously, uh, all the puppets on Rainbow...and Mr. Ratburn from Arthur.

So it's ok, in the light of this tragic event, we can still rail against beloved children's television and if we run out, I'm sure I can make up, I mean, expose some others.

[twirlynoodle.livejournal.com]

No, not Mr Ratburn! I should have known...

Thank you, I feel so much more anchored now.