The Truth is Out There

[tealin]

I live in a town of crazy people.

The following is a facsimile of a photocopied flyer that was plastered all down the street where I work. I've done my best to replicate the spelling and the text is accurate (I copied it down) but my handwriting looks like I actually use it frequently. I'll try to get a copy tomorrow and scan the real thing but for now ...



I actually went out and checked, just for yuks, and because I needed some fresh air* ... If there were alien spaceships in the sky, they weren't bright enough to show up in the city. Not planning to do an Aldebaran check before dawn, though. Ugh.
*Does that make me crazier than the writer?

I think my favourite thing about it is a toss-up between the descending pyramid of underlines, which I haven't seen since middle school, and the fact that he actually used five exclamation points ... twice. (For those of you who have not read Maskerade, five exclamation points is a sure sign of an unhinged mind.)

Comments

[meganphntmgrl.livejournal.com]

I never even heard about the Alderbaran thing, and I take Astronomy for cripes' sake.

Also, weren't there supposed to be seven seals?

Why am I bothering to point out all of the errors in this notice when it does it so efficiently on its own?

[twirlynoodle.livejournal.com]

Hehe, I know, I was mentally composing a list of snarky footnotes to the flyer on my way home but then realised it'd be pointless. :)