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Peacock Falls in Love with Car

"It started when he fell in love with a Lexus, which was in a very distinct peacock blue," said Sir Benjamin.
... so not only is the bird extremely short-sighted and completely lacking a sense of proportion, but apparently gay. Peahens are brown. (Unless he mistook the car not for a mate but for a rival, which would make a little more sense.)

Date: 2007-10-08 08:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hritza.livejournal.com
Monday October 8, 2007
English aristocrat Baronet Sir Benjamin Slade claims a "gay" peacock caused 4000 ($A9000) damage to a "peacock blue" Lexus car owned by an employee by trying to have sex with it. He told insurers the bird had to be gay because peahens are brown and only peacocks are blue.

funny how these things circulate...
this was in the 'odd spot' section on the front page of our local paper today...

Date: 2007-10-09 05:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twirlynoodle.livejournal.com
I'm sure I'm not the first or the only person to have pointed this out ... it is funny, though.

Date: 2007-10-10 05:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hritza.livejournal.com
it is very funny :)
I didn't realise it was so widely circulated, though!

Date: 2007-10-10 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twirlynoodle.livejournal.com
Any story that features the equation [animal] is sexually attracted to (i.e. 'falls in love with') [inanimate object/hilariously inappropriate other animal] is guaranteed to spread like wildfire.

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