Shrek Goes Fourth

[tealin]

Upon learning today that the newest incarnation of Dreamworks' cash cow is to be called Shrek Goes Fourth, I realized they were following the Blackadder naming convention, and the inevitable crossover followed:

DONKEY: Hey Shrek! I got a cunning plan!
SHREK: Tell me, Donkey ... Is it more cunning than a weasel with a doctorate in cunning from Cunning University that has just broken into the cunning reserves and eaten so much cunning that it is literally oozing out his ears?

The more I think about this, the more I believe it would be bad enough to be actually entertaining.

This crossover reminded me of a thing I heard on Radio 4 ... I think it was on Recorded for Training Purposes. Hollywood is all about remakes, yes? And every time a trailer runs for a remake the audience cringes at the butchery because the original was always better. So a studio catches on to this and, on the website for an atrocious remake, they solicit donations, saying if they can make up the budget of the movie they won't release it in theatres, and lo, it succeeds! This turns out to be such a profitable enterprise that they give up making real movies at all; they simply buy up the rights to old classics (Citizen Kane, It's A Wonderful Life, Thelma and Louise, etc) and shoot a trailer for a version starring Eddie Murphy and Mike Myers (doing their Shrek voices, of course), and make a fortune. They performed a number of these trailers; they were fantastic. I should have recorded it. The end.

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Yuppers, Josh Tyler from Cinema Blend has a lot of fun with his rants, and readers can always comment on them. I like his site because he does really care about sci fi, animation and fantasy films. I tend to enjoy reading his reviews of the genres because he really wants to see good quality animation, sci fi, etc. You should check out his rant about the Oscars and animated films this year. He had an interesting comment on whether or not the upcoming "Beowulf" should be considered as animated.

Thanks for the advice on streaming video. It is only clips but every once in a while I hope against hope someone has saved it in parts. I have to keep an eye out for streaming episodes, then, in other sources I do wish I could afford cable for the BBC channel. It really sounds like a lot of fun- nice little reference to Moist von Lipwig, by the way (at least that was how I read it).

Yup, I figured that Gaspode wossname was from Moving Pictures, but it has been a long time since I read the book. I did not like that book as much as others in the series.