Order of the Phoenix Review

Dear Warner Brothers,

Why oh why oh why oh why did you not hire Michael Goldthingy as writer from the start? Can he please stay?

Also I was very sad that you did not make Neville's dad Stephen Rea. Do I need to show you the picture again?

Yours truly,

Tealin

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Inconsequential spoilers if you've read the book, great big ones if you haven't:
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