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[tealin]

Okay, a few of the things here are kind of weird or interesting but generally this site is a powerful testament to the imagination of human beings when it comes to looking at rocks.

ALIEN ARTIFACTS MUSEUM

I see a large collection of badly-compressed images ... of ... rocks. Perhaps my mind is just hopelessly mundane.* There's also some imaginative grammar happening there, which I am evidently incapable of fully appreciating ... I wonder if the creator of this site is responsible for the UFO flyers pasted around town a couple months ago.

*It also happens that I like rocks.

Comments

[beckychan.livejournal.com]

I think the best part is that they date everything to 300 million years ago. I'd like to see their proof. I also laugh at their grammar, and how they clearly didn't try to find any explanation for those rocks other than aliens. Seeing is believing and believing is seeing.

[jolly-kraken.livejournal.com]

Didn't you know? 300 million is the sacred number of the aliens because they evolved 300 million [CENSORED] before the dinosaurs were even around. Also, they left 300 million of thier offspring on earth to survive and reproduce with the dinosaurs and humans. I believe that some of the aliens descendants are still among us today and that the UFOs are them trying to get back to their family on other worlds.

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Don't you feel enlightened?

[jolly-kraken.livejournal.com]

(Sorry, part of the comment got cut out.)

Didn't you know? 300 million is the sacred number of the aliens because they evolved 300 million [CENSORED] before the dinosaurs were even around. Also, they left 300 million of their offspring on earth to survive and reproduce with the dinosaurs and humans. I believe that some of the aliens descendants are still among us today and that the UFOs are them trying to get back to their family on other worlds.

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Don't you feel enlightened? < /goddammitIhatehumanity>

[twirlynoodle.livejournal.com]

LOL!!

[jolly-kraken.livejournal.com]

AND THERE'S ONE NOW!!! I'LL BET SHE'S ALREADY TRIED TO ESCAPE THE CONFINES OF OUR PRIMITIVE HUMAN WORLD ON HER BUILT-IN-THE-BASEMENT-UFO!!! AND I'LL ALSO BET SHE'S GOT SOME GLOWING ALIEN BODY ARMOR SHE'S TRYING TO TAKE WITH HER, TOO!!! >:O *dramatic pointing and ranting ensues*

[twirlynoodle.livejournal.com]

Oh no, I've been caught! Time to implement Emergency Evasion Tactic #5 – LOOK, HUMANS, A CELEBRITY IS KISSING ANOTHER CELEBRITY!

[runs away]

[noodledaddy.livejournal.com]

Busts a gut

[ardys-the-ghoul.livejournal.com]

I like how every other word is [CENSORED]. Is that "alien" for "I couldn't invent any good techno-babble for this"?