Endings

[tealin]

Last week, last day, and it's taking sooo looooooong.

If time were to be personified as anything, it would be the woodworm formerly known as Mr. Tulip, inching slowly across a vast rubber sheet with weights on it, and it would be saying "This is a —ing* slow day!"

*For the easily shocked: I did not just swear. Read The Truth.

2:33 pm
I just heard a line on the radio that I thought I ought to share with the portion of the world that was not listening to Talking Books this afternoon:

Ever since there have been snakes for the squeezing, there has been someone to sell their precious oil.

Does anyone know who originally said it?

4:06 pm
I AM DONE WITH WORK! Done, done, done! NOW I SHALL CONQUER THE CLACKS TOWER, AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

9:57 pm
This is just too hilarious.
My, what a miscellaneous day it has been.
Does anyone know of an Ankh-Morpork flag that has been designed already? I have ... plans* ... and it would be ... useful.

*Which do NOT involve flying it from the telephone pole outside my house on the 25th, and I am NOT being deliberately ironic or using reverse psycholo – I'm just digging a deeper hole, aren't I?

Comments

[gabbysun.livejournal.com]

The Truth: my favorite ever. I used to use "THAT'S HIL- —ING- LARIOUS" all the time and my friends would look at me funny. :(

Clacks tower. *drool* WHAT A GREAT, GREAT THING.