Oh Dearie Me.

[tealin]

Next in our series of Really Obscure and Absurd Crossovers:



Sean Biggerstaff, who plays Oliver Wood in the HP movies in which that character appears, and who apparently has a large fan base, also played Chris in Shada. Chris has one of the cornier lines in the script, in which he and a horde of freshly synthesized rock creatures go about doing the will of their master and chanting 'universal mind' over and over, zombie-like, so it follows that Wood could be pictured doing the same.

I tried caricaturing Mr Biggerstaff (whose name Ubiquitouspitt finds highly amusing and therefore is the only reason I remember it) but he's got such a darn average face ... Not average in that he looks like everybody else, but average in that if you took the facial features of everyone of Caucasian descent and found the median, it would be him. Not much to go on. Oh well.

And now, an alphabet song for a new century:

Let's start at the very beginning
A very good place to start.
When you read, you begin with ay bee cee,
When you type you begin with oh em gee.
(Oh em gee!)
The first few letters are easy, you see?
Oh em gee! (oh em gee!)
Oh em gee dou-ble-you tee eff!

Comments

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Obscure crossovers are the best. Oliver acting like a zombie amuses me greatly for some reason. He was a good gag character. :)
My friend and I have created a Silence of the Lambs/Remains of the Day (by Kazuo Ishiguro) crossover gag recently because Anthony Hopkins plays both leads characters in the films. Now THAT'S obscure XD

The ending song is genius, and made even funnier by that fact that our school production this year was Sound of Music; where Maria was played by a female stoner with combat boots and several ear piercings. ^^;