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What is red and invisible?

No tomatoes.




(Thanks to Estelle Daniels for putting that in her book and making me laugh all morning)

Date: 2006-01-13 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-nimua.livejournal.com
i stared at the screen for a while and than laughed so hard.

Date: 2006-01-13 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fryingpanofdoom.livejournal.com
What are Estelle Daniel's books called? They sound fun.

Date: 2006-01-13 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] octaveleap.livejournal.com
Bwahahaha!

Date: 2006-01-13 04:36 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] aisforamy
That's really funny. I'm probably laughing harder than it warrants, but after a crappy day, that really cheered me up! I'll have to remember to tell that one to my kids tomorrow!

to "A is for amy"

Date: 2006-01-13 11:28 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I just wanted to say, I LOVE your icon! It makes me smile every time!
---Mark

But . . .

Date: 2006-01-13 05:14 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
If they ARE invisible they can't be nonexistant. And nonexistant tomatoes CAN'T be invisible. And if they were invisible (can't see them) how would you know they were red or green, or yellow?

Date: 2006-01-13 05:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twirlynoodle.livejournal.com
They could have been visible once, but have been rendered invisible by magic, or a dimension shift ... or quantum. They would merely appear to be nonexistant (at least in the Visible Light section of the electromagnetic spectrum), therefore, in their invisibility, appearing to be an absence of tomatoes.*

As for nonexistant tomatoes, if they don't exist, then they are purely theoretical, and theoretical tomatoes can be visible or invisible.

*There is an absence of tomatoes everywhere you look, except where there are tomatoes.

Date: 2006-01-13 05:32 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] infiniteviking
'S right. Darn quantum.

No tomatoes.... hahahaha! That becomes funnier every time I think about it.

Date: 2006-01-13 05:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tannhaeuser.livejournal.com

What is red and invisible?

Hey...!

Date: 2006-01-13 09:30 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
That's not funny! Well...OK, maybe a little, but also sad...very very sad. But not as funny as NO TOMATOES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
---Mark

Brill!

Date: 2006-01-13 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I wish I had thought of that. Thanks Ted and Joe and Harry and Chuck!
A2

Date: 2006-01-13 05:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twirlynoodle.livejournal.com
Which once again raises the question of why Republican states are denoted as 'red' and Democractic as 'blue.' Your colouring inconsistency is confusing the world!

Date: 2006-01-13 06:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyri-prongs.livejournal.com
Hehehe. ^_^

Ah, logic jokes. They're the best :)

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