My new joke

[tealin]

What is red and invisible?

No tomatoes.




(Thanks to Estelle Daniels for putting that in her book and making me laugh all morning)

Comments

[twirlynoodle.livejournal.com]

They could have been visible once, but have been rendered invisible by magic, or a dimension shift ... or quantum. They would merely appear to be nonexistant (at least in the Visible Light section of the electromagnetic spectrum), therefore, in their invisibility, appearing to be an absence of tomatoes.*

As for nonexistant tomatoes, if they don't exist, then they are purely theoretical, and theoretical tomatoes can be visible or invisible.

*There is an absence of tomatoes everywhere you look, except where there are tomatoes.

[infiniteviking]

'S right. Darn quantum.

No tomatoes.... hahahaha! That becomes funnier every time I think about it.