Illiteracy

[tealin]

Um.

Does anyone here read Japanese?



I don't even know how to start translating this... If it turns out to be something embarassingly personal, maybe it's better if you email it, but ... yeah. Need translation, please.

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[twirlynoodle.livejournal.com]

Wow, this is awesome:

"It is Youko. Because also 8 years it is before, there is no causing れ which does not remember, can be less crowded, the ど. It had teaching this address twirly noodle [at] gmail [dot] com* from Saito of the superior. However after so long a time is... as for me we liked Yuji's thing. Simply, that time as for me being the married person, intimately, there is no either courage which uses voice, the て. When it is the truth, last month it is the divorce red sandal wood. As for the thought such being convenient there is no excuse with you thought, however it is, it is the mail red sandal wood where we would like to convey the long time thinking. Yuji being simple, being serious, being attracted to such an atmosphere. In comparison with that, my something you played and the favorite put out, to fish with thought and held down feeling. If so, the personality Yuji's way it can love seriously from heart, serving. That time, it became the relationship of immorality, however it does. Because now I am celibacy. Being serious, you think that it can love seriously, it is. When my thing, you remember, if serious feeling is received, communication. Even now palace Shimoda 501 you have lived in the room. Because you think portable number, that you did not know, when communication it can receive, don't you think? you teach. When being time, you are not concerned the reply. So, intention early is good as much as possible, is. We wait from heart. Youko"

Almost as awesome as your icon, anyway. :D

[gryfindormia.livejournal.com]

Wait, that's what the babelfish put out? I sincerely hope that's just a so-awkward-you-can-taste-it translation.

If not, well, it really isn't too far away from what copperbadge has posted. :)

"It is Youko, you have much monies here in bank Japans. If you do not route me $25 in order you getting your $25,000,000 then I shall have to force mafia for Japan to send you another hurricane."

[ink-n-imp.livejournal.com]

*mind is boggled*

I donno, I'm thinking I had an easier go and understanding the japanese...


And V is awesomeness personified in an all black ensemble, Guy Fawkes mask, and pretty, pretty apron. ^_^

[disneyboy.livejournal.com]

we would like to convey the long time thinking. Yuji being simple, being serious, being attracted to such an atmosphere. In comparison with that, my something you played and the favorite put out, to fish with thought and held down feeling. If so, the personality Yuji's way it can love seriously from heart, serving. That time, it became the relationship of immorality, however it does. Because now I am celibacy. Being serious, you think that it can love seriously, it is. When my thing, you remember, if serious feeling is received, communication...
(gasp!) Am I on the right site? I think I might be too young and innocent to be reading some of this stuff on the internet. :)

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

It sounds like a booty call. "This is Youko; don't worry if you don't remember me, but I got your email address from Saito. After such a long time I'm contacting you because I was married and now I'm divorced..."

[twirlynoodle.livejournal.com]

In a later letter she sent what looked like her measurements ... yeek!

I think I've got her to stop writing, though.